Wherever you’re reading this, I want you to stop and answer a few questions for me.

Do you want warts on your… um… sensitive parts?

How about cancer on your anus (your butthole) or your cervix (the bottom part of your uterus)?

Hmmmm… no one wants that, you say? I’m shook.

I think we can all agree that no one wants to deal with these issues… but have no fear! We have the HPV vaccine, called Gardasil, to prevent warts and cancer “down there.”

Reading this on an iPhone?